Thursday, February 08, 2007

Not me!


(Okay, one last quick post:)

I was just at the gym. On the radio station that they blast from the ceiling, the DJs were talking about a recent survey that apparently found that a majority of American women would give up sex for a year in return for a closetful of clothes. The headline was "Women prefer clothes over sex." Something like that.

Anyway, there were two jocks on the ab benches near me, doing crunches:

Jocks: Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt....

Jock #1: Did you hear that? Women would give up sex for a year in return for clothes. That's unbelievable!

Jocks: Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt....

Jock #2: Yeah.

Jocks: Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt....

Jock #1: But you know most guys would probably give up sex for a year in return for a new Harley.

Jocks: Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt....

Jock #2: You gotta point.

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