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Judi made a midnight snack out of a couple of pieces of jalapeno pizza, and woke early in the morning with a very severe case of indigestion.

ME: If you were a beagle, you could eat grass right now, to make you throw up, and then you'd feel better. But we're on a ship in the middle of the ocean, and there's not grass anywhere around.

J: That's why we should always bring a chia pet on a cruise. It's decorative in the cabin, and a convenient source of grass if you have a tummy ache.

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