Sunday, February 04, 2007
He stopped the car at the entrance to the store, to let her get out.
"You need to rooti-toot scoot," he said, "because I have cars waiting behind me."
She stopped, halfway out of the car, and turned back.
"Rooti-toot scoot?" she said. "I know that that means! If means I have to hurry, and also fart to give myself a little extra propulsion."
"Fire up the afterburners!" he exclaimed.
And just like that, she was gone.